And Again

I don’t drink. I’m 50 years old and I’ve not only never been drunk, I don’t think I’ve ever even had a whole drink, and if I have then I definitely never had a second drink.

I am going to start. I am going to bring as much booze as I can carry to my parents house and just get shit faced every time I am here.

What. The. Fuck.

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