Patches is freaking out. She keeps looking at the news and yelling, “do your effing job, Pence, you nutsackless twit!”
Kinda harsh, Miss Kitty. Harsh but accurate.

Patches is freaking out. She keeps looking at the news and yelling, “do your effing job, Pence, you nutsackless twit!”
Kinda harsh, Miss Kitty. Harsh but accurate.

Miss Patches is not a terrorist, therefore she has not been added to the No Fly List.

Good job not being a terrorist, Miss Patches.
Patches is fucking pissed.

Miss Patches is anxiously awaiting the election returns from Georgia.

Patches broke a nail. Ouch. Temporarily self-declawed.

We are leaving Christmas in place until the inauguration is over and the nazi Cheeto is gone and Patches is all for it.




The cat was sitting there doing nothing so I stealthily slid my iPhone up to her feet and then snapped a couple of pictures using the app on my watch.


