Nonpareils
Why do they call them nonpareils? Is it because they are not pareils? Are they lacking in pareilitude? What the hell is a pareil?
Language Quirk
It’s very weird, but any time I hear someone use the word “appetizer” my very screwy brain replaces it with “Judd Appatowzer.”
It’s just the weirdest thing, you know?
Inside the Red Head's Head 