Patches says, “make the bed, fatty!”
She’s so mean to me.
Make the Bed
Tag: Kitty
Watch Hawkeye
Patches is pissed. She wants me to punch out of work and go watch the new episode of Hawkeye.
Damn, calm down cat. I need to make dinner first.
Don’t Do It!
Patches sat on me because she heard me say I wanted to work on some music tonight.
No, don’t do it, she said. We can’t handle such torture.
She’s probably my biggest fan.
What You Lookin’ At?
Wanna make somethin’ of it? Do ya, punk?
Tray Cat
Patches watching the Bake Off final.
Faux Artsy Junk
The living room has been slightly redecorated to make room for the tree. I thought I’d document the occasion with a crappy portrait-mode pic.
Also a cat pic because Patches.
Punched Out
I have punched out for the day. Kick ass, dude! Only one work day left until my favorite four day weekend of the year. Patches is excited for me. She’s so excited I had to break out the old Hipstamatic Shake to Shuffle!
Hipstakitty is back! Or is it better as Hipsta-kitty. I can’t decide.
Cap’n America
My beautiful wife Jen said she was kinda in the mood for a movie tonight. A Marvel movie. Sure, I said. Pick one. There are about 100 to chose from.
She picked Captain America: Civil War.
Now if you were curious as to why I’m so out of my mind in love with her, take this as one of the billion reasons.
Ms Patches agrees.
Cat Logic
As the cat strolls into my room with a jaunty “meow” or two, I pause to wonder what she’s thinking….
Is she thinking, “when are the kids going to wake up so that I can hang out with them?”
Or is she thinking, “why are the kids’ bedroom doors both shut? I wanna go in there and vomit on their pillows.”
I cannot say for sure what she’s thinking, but if I were a betting man I would guess it was one of those two things…. Probably the pukey one.
Cat Home
Patches the cat is super happy that the kids are home. Can’t you tell?
