I had the good fortune of being in the presence of a nominee for the 2013 Douche of the Year award in the Delivery Guy subcategory this morning. Talk about an honor!

First, he parked his delivery truck across not one, not two, not three, but SIX parking spaces! What an accomplishment, eh?

As impressive as his parking skills are, they alone are probably not enough to actually be nominated for a douche of the year award. What put him into the running was the way he unloaded his truck. Did he bring the pallets of coke products in the store? No. He dropped them in front of the entrance to the store. Where exactly? Why in yet another parking spot! That makes seven parking spots!

Let’s all give a round of applause to the delivery guy who single handed took up seven parking spots at a little gas station convenience store! He didn’t park over by the pumps where the other delivery trucks park. He didn’t bring the pallets into the store one at a time. He saw the opportunity to think outside of the box and he took it, along with seven parking spots. Three cheers, huzzah, huzzah, huzzah!