Tonight the fascist orange shit clown putin-puppet of a us presidential felon in chief will be addressing a joint session of congress. It’s not the state of the union address, but… you know… it’s the state of the union address.
I am trying to decide what I want to see from the democrats in the legislature. I have a couple of thoughts, none of which we will actually see because said democrats will firmly lodge their heads up their collective asses and continue to do nothing while the federal government is overthrown by a fascist dictator who has sold our country out to its enemies and turned us into a russian vassal state. You know how it is.
Part of me wants to see the entire democratic party flat out boycott the speech. Just collectively say fuck that orange shit clown and his lies and gaslighting and all of it and just say no and not show up. Yeah, like that would ever happen.
Another part of me wants them to just heckle the shit out of the fascist felon in chief. Every time he lies start screaming… which means they will all scream throughout the entire speech because literally every word will be a lie. They would have to take it in shifts because all of that screaming would result in the entire democratic contingent losing their voices before the end of the farce. Yeah, like that would ever happen.
Another part of me wants to see some sort of theatrical protest. Something that will look epic on television (which is the only thing the shit clown really cares about) whose meaning would be completely unmistakable. Something like having the entire democratic population of the house and senate stand up and turn their backs on the first felon throughout the entire duration of the speech. Maybe they could all flip the bird over their shoulders. Yeah, like that would ever happen.
I’m guessing the only response will be polite and ineffectual. They will take the high road as the country descends into a cesspool of authoritarianism and fascism and dies whimpering like the sad pathetic puppet state we’ve become. Huzzah and shit.
