Hockey Pain and Hockey Suffering

The Florida Panthers won the Stanley Cup.

I watched the clock tick down on a gamecast on nhl.com. I didn’t actually watch the game. I thought about it but I didn’t want to jinx anything. My bad.

The Oilers failed to complete the greatest comeback in professional sports history and the Panthers avoided the worst collapse ever.

The team that bounced my Bruins for the second year in a row went to the Stanley Cup Final for the second year in a row but unlike last year they stuck the landing.

Shit.

Oh, and the Bruins traded Linus Ullmark last night too. We’d best get someone legendary with that first round pick.

Shit.

3 thoughts on “Hockey Pain and Hockey Suffering

  1. Three of the last five Stanley Cup have been won by hockey teams. Another one of those was one by a team in Vegas.

    For the last five years, the hockey capital of the world has been either Florida or Las Vegas. That’s a thought that keeps me up in the middle of the night!

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    1. I know. Las Vegas is bad, but Florida? Multiple times in Florida? Florida is where people go to get away from ice, and yet the Stanley Cup keeps going back there? It’s infuriating. At least in Las Vegas everything is fake so the ice sort of makes sense.

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