Raise your hand if you’re ready for the hurricane that’s about to meteorologically bitch slap us.
<pause while people respond>
<pause while I tally the results>
As suspected, zero people are ready for this hurricane that is about to dump an ocean of ass all over us.
I cleaned up the latest incarnation of Pond Asshole in the cellar. Pretty much guaranteed that after that prick Henri takes a gigantic piss on New England it’s going to re-graduate to Lake Asshole.
At least I am home.
To do list for today:
- Write this post
- Put new strings on my sweet new Les Paul
- Record tons of guitar tracks for 50/90
- Try to stay on top of Pond/Lake Asshole
- Try not to let the hurricane ruin everything
- Play some World of Warcraft with the love of my life
- Try not to get too excited about Bellana coming home tomorrow.