Remember when newspapers were still a thing? I just went outside to get the newspaper. I had a paper route back when I was 11 or 12 years old (I think? Maybe a little older? I can’t remember, it was hundreds of years ago) and does going outside to get the Sunday paper bring me back?
No. No, it doesn’t.
The view from the porch:
I’m pretty sure there is Poison Ivy in there somewhere.
Inside the Red Head's Head 