Picked up a 12 pack of Diet Pepsi from the cabinet in the dining room. Started walking to the back door so I could put it in the car and take it to Mom’s house….
Rrrrrrrrrip.
Crash.
The 12 pack had one job: let me carry 12, 12 ounce cans of soda with one hand.
It totally failed its one job.
Jerk.
Inside the Red Head's Head 