What the hell is this?
Spring officially begins at some point on Wednesday. The day after tomorrow. How is Mother Nature (the jerk) honoring this change of season?
By dumping 3-5 freakin’ inches of snow on us overnight tonight? Oh, screw you!
On an only slightly related note, is there anything lamer than weather.com’s gimmick of naming winter storms? Come on, you idiots, snow storms are not deserving of names. They are little piddly things compared to tropical storms. Get over yourselves. It’ll be hurricane season soon enough and then you twerps can have your named storms again.
Urgh.
Spring had better get its springy ass here quick.