We went to the Virginia Safari Park a couple of days ago. Think of it as a drive through petting zoo.

I fed llamas. Have you ever fed a llama? I didn’t think so. I win.

Llama are intelligent animals. This dude’s mission was to block the road so we couldn’t drive off without feeding all of his buddies.

Llama are also skilled at swarm attacks.

Have you ever been close enough to a bison that you could grab his horn? Yeah, I have. Guess I win again. Although you will notice that my window is rolled up and all of me is safely within the car where the huge bison can’t get me.

Are these guys black with white stripes or white with black stripes?

What was the name of the old 80’s video game where the character rode an ostrich? Was it Joust?