The great candle race of 2021 is over. The winner, by approximately an astronomical unit* is the red candle. You knew this because I bet on the blue candle.
*An astronomical unit is the average distance between the Earth and the Sun.
I started two Yankee Candles at the same time. I’ve never lit one without the other. It’s a candle race, babie! I put my money on the blue candle.
Much like my NHL predictions, my candle predictions just suck.
I lit two of the same size Yankee Candles for the first time at the same time a couple of weeks ago and challenged them to a race. Who will burn out first, the Blueish candle or the Redish candle? I put my money on Blueish…
…and redish is in the lead by a country mile. Come on, Big Blue, burn faster!
Been a while since I bored the universe with a candle pic.
There. I feel better now.
We are obsessed with candles. Why? No clue. Let’s blame COVID-19.
I just lit a new candle called Tahitian Nights. Strangely it doesn’t really smell like anything. I would have expected that nightlife in Tahiti would smell like salt water, sweat, and maybe vomit. Nope.
Inside the Red Head's Head 