Check out this pig of a bird.

At first he was all calm and cool. Sitting there with a seed in his beak.

Then out of nowhere he gets all rude and flings a seed off of the feeder, onto the ground. How uncivilized.

Then he just goes nuts and flings a whole pile of food to the ground. He’s just doing it to piss me off at this point.

Now he’s just sitting there all smug, trying to act like he’s innocent or something. What a jerk!

Yeah, you better run away. Don’t let me catch you acting like a sloppy pig at my bird feeder again!