Happy First Day of Spring

Happy first day of Spring to those of you who live in a place where Spring actually arrives.

Me? I’m just taking a break from scraping the inch of ice off the cars.

What the Hell?

Oh look, everyone, it’s snowing harder now than it did all day. Oh and the street and driveway and cars that were clear at 1:00 are covered again.

THIS SUCKS!

Enough Already!!!!

Enough Already!!!!, a photo by robj_1971 on Flickr.

Go away winter. Nobody likes you. We don’t want you around. Enough already!!!

Hooray for Spring

Is everyone enjoying March 19th so far? It’s the last day of winter and Mother Nature is proving it. Snow. Lots of snow. It’s still falling too. Hooray. Tomorrow is the first day of Spring. We are going to celebrate by shoveling.

All and all this has been a mild winter. The first snow storm actually happened in the Fall, so that doesn’t count. We didn’t really have to deal with any snowy weather until February. While the over all season hasn’t been too bad, February and March have sucked.

March 2013, in like a lion and out like a bigger, angrier lion.

Mother Nature Continues to be a Big Fat Jerk

What the hell is this?

Spring officially begins at some point on Wednesday. The day after tomorrow. How is Mother Nature (the jerk) honoring this change of season?

By dumping 3-5 freakin’ inches of snow on us overnight tonight? Oh, screw you!

On an only slightly related note, is there anything lamer than weather.com’s gimmick of naming winter storms? Come on, you idiots, snow storms are not deserving of names. They are little piddly things compared to tropical storms. Get over yourselves. It’ll be hurricane season soon enough and then you twerps can have your named storms again.

Urgh.

Spring had better get its springy ass here quick.

What the Hell is That?

The wife and I have a date planned tonight. We don’t have actual plans beyond planning to go out. I got home from work first, changed out of my too big work shoes which are probably responsible for the agony that has returned to my right foot, opened up iTunes and airplay’d Tommy through the television’s sound system, sat down and let the cat start crawling me like a sherpa climbing Everest.

I happend to look toward the front door.

I happened to see out of the little window.

I happened to see the street light outside.

I happened to see that the street light was lighting up falling snow.

What the hell is that? Snow? But it can’t snow! It’s date night and Spring is just a few days away!

Sunset

The only up side of shoveling tonight was the awesome sunset.

Winter Sucks

So, after the nice people who went door to door offering to shovel driveways left (with their small fee and a tip) a kind hearted plow driver deposited that load of crap at the end of our driveway.

I do so freakin’ hate winter.