Say hello to my little friend.

The cat is enjoying all of the flake day fun too.

48 hours worth of parent sitting. I’m so happy to be home. I think Patches missed me.

I’m leaving for my folks’ house. Patches is trying to say goodbye but getting distracted by everyone petting her neck.

She’s waiting patiently for me to stand up so she can steal my spot.

I’m miserable to the point of feeling physically ill and Patches doesn’t care at all. Maybe I won’t fill your food bowl. See how you like it, you little stinker.

Oh who am I kidding, I’ll always fill your bowl, you little fuzz ball.

When mom gets up out of bed and it’s not morning yet, Patches becomes one very confused kitty.

What the hell are you doing out of bed, human?

Patches leaned to ballet dance sarcastically.*

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*We are watching Will Ferrell and Marky Mark in The Other Guys.