I tried to take a selfie with Patches. She told me to get bent. Jerk.

I was down cellar. I came upstairs to go to bed and there was an interloper stealing my spot.

No way, small, dark, and fury. That’s my spot. Piss off!

Meow, bro.

There is no reason to post a cat picture tonight. No reason at all.

She’s in my seat!