Hey mother nature, go fuck yourself.
Kiss my ass, winter. We’re moving to San Diego right fucking now.
Hey mother nature, go fuck yourself.
Kiss my ass, winter. We’re moving to San Diego right fucking now.
They are both asking, “what you lookin’ at, red head?”
My wife’s current project focus has been on building manual keyboards. Today I was drafted to help.
Success.



I had to use the How to Tie a Tie app I have on my iPhone today. I did a pretty terrible job, but it will have to do.

I went with the half winsor know, which is my usual go to. I don’t know what that means, but it works… I guess.
There is a literal and an emotional answer to this question. I’m not in a sharing mood today (shockingly) so I’m not going into detail, but the literal answer to the greatest gift is this:
The emotional/spiritual answer is (obviously) this:
The cats are still enjoying the new cat tree. So far, so good.