(Non) Daily Haiku for You #134

I took two hours of sick time to bring the cat to the vet. Now my internal clock/calendar is convinced it’s not Tuesday when it is in fact Tuesday. Let’s write a haiku about it and see if it exorcises this particular demon….

Messed up inner clock,
Keeps telling me it’s Thursday.
That’s not even close!

Nope… my idiotic brain is still telling me it’s Thursday. Shit.

(Non) Daily Haiku for You #133

Today’s daily haiku for you is brought to you by exhaustion. It was only 9:45am and I was already complaining about what a long day it had been. Oh, crud.

Stayed up late last night.
Woke up early this morning.
Time management fail.

(Non) Daily Haiku for You #130

I filled up my water bottle from the fountain at work and put some lemonade mix into it that I have been carrying in my backpack for months. 

G.R.O.S.S.

Let’s write a haiku about the experience.

Lemonade gone bad.
Was it the water or mix?
Do I want to know?