I went outside today to cook my lunch on the grill. Today’s haiku came from that experience.
Why is it cold out?
It is barely even fall!
I want summer back!
I went outside today to cook my lunch on the grill. Today’s haiku came from that experience.
Why is it cold out?
It is barely even fall!
I want summer back!
Today’s daily silly haiku is inspired by my covid symptoms faking me out and messing with me for their own amusement.
I said that coughing,
was no longer an issue,
then I coughed a lot.
Today’s silly haiku is a direct sequel to the previous post. It’s a response to this morning’s Covid test.
Tested positive
I knew that it was coming
Still… I was hoping
I saw someone talking about a new guitar repair shop* on Facebook today that just happens to be in the same town my in-laws live in. I have both reached out for a cost estimate and written a haiku. I think I have earned a nap after all of that.
Old guitars need love.
Frets and wiring harness.
Haven’t forgotten.
*I don’t know if it’s actually a new shop, but it’s new to me.
I wrote this while I was still working this morning so it isn’t exactly relevant to my current work-day-is-over situation, but it still makes sense if you put yourself into the Rob from this morning’s shoes, know what I mean?
Back at work today.
It is not going to last.
More sick time for me.
Continuing the Covid theme…
So sick of this shit.
Covid can lick my nut sack.
Fuck yourself, virus.
All things revolve around Covid right now and the daily goofy haiku is no exception.
My nose is stuffy.
I can’t stop coughing at all.
I just want to sleep.
Early this morning, around the time I posted the day’s first post but hours before I took a Covid test, I wrote two stupid haiku. One that I would share if I tested negative and one if I tested positive.
Tested positive
Three years I avoided it
The streak is broken
Now today I think you are going to get a bonus haiku, partly because I want to document something I did today so that I won’t forget it in the near future.
Using a new tag,
For all my Covid blog posts.
“Live Blogging Covid”.
I haven’t thought about a topic for today’s haiku yet. I’m going into this totally blind. What will I come up with?
It’s always raining.
Why won’t it ever quit it?
The year without sun.
Covid is a bitch.
A truth that we all know well.
Kiss my ass, virus.