Ugliest Thing Ever

I saw what might be the ugliest thing I’ve ever seen.

It was during this morning’s drive in to work.

It was a Tesla cybertruck. It was not silver/chrome colored like all of the uggo’s I had seen before. It was worse. It was this awful orange/rust/blood filled vomit color. It was heinous.

At first I wished I could have grabbed a photo of it (I was driving and couldn’t pull it off safely) but now? Now I’m glad that I can spare you the horror of its grossness.

You’re welcome, but also… it’s still out there. The ugliest thing on Earth.

Beware.

In the Wild

I finally saw one in the wild and it looks exactly as stupid and ridiculous as I expected.

Tonight on the drive home I saw a…

Cybertruck.

It looks like something the villain in an 80’s cartoon would drive. It’s that ridiculous. I fully expected to see Cobra Commander behind the wheel.

I mean, what a shit box.