If it’s true that a watched pot never boils, then I should probably leave the room or this puppy is going to stay un-boiled all night.

If it’s true that a watched pot never boils, then I should probably leave the room or this puppy is going to stay un-boiled all night.
The sooner I get the spaghetti going the sooner we will be able to get our collective comic book TV nerd on.
Get a move on, Chef Lardo.
Also, Patches says hello.