Patches the Stomach

if there is one thing Lady Patches does well, it’s vomiting. That cat can sure puke. I stayed home from work sick today and the Patch has rolfed twice. Epic.

Patches

I found the cat. She was right where I assumed she’d be… Under my bed.

I’ve set her up so that she doesn’t have to leave the bedroom at all.

She is one seriously scaredy cat.

HipstaKitty

Friends

i think Kitty is afraid of fresh air and warm summer breezes.

I hope she realizes that we’ll be there for her. When the rain starts to fall, we’ll be there for her. Like we’ve been there before, we’ll be there for her.

Always

Like clockwork. If you open it, she will climb.

Peek-a-Boo

More Gore

Last night I cut myself while chopping vegetables. This morning I cut my chin while shaving. Both incidents combined resulted in about 3 gallons of blood loss*. It’s been an ugly couple of days at my house. I expect that I will make a full recovery, but I am still worried about one thing…

…I think the cat can smell blood. She was looking at me funny this morning, almost as if she suddenly saw me as a walking lunch menu. I think I am in trouble.

*When I say 3 gallons of blood loss, I really mean that there was probably enough blood to almost fill a really small eye dropper. Almost.