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Stuff

All this talk of the new Pentax half frame camera has me wanting stuff. What kind of stuff? I don’t know, stuff.

I’d like a bunch of new lenses for my mirrorless camera. I’d like a bunch of new lenses for my two film cameras. I’d like to get my hands on a decent medium format camera. Rather than stepping down the resolution with a half frame camera, let’s up the resolution with a great big honkin’ 120 film. Maybe a Pentax 67 or something. I think an old (ancient) folding camera would be cool. Maybe a Zeiss Ikonta. The downside being that these cameras were initially manufactured in Germany prior to World War II which means there may have been slave labor involved. I would have to make sure the manufacture date of any camera I bought would be post-war. Just for my own piece of mind.

I want a new guitar. A Les Paul Junior. A Les Paul Special. A Les Paul Deluxe. A Firebird. An ES-135. An ES-125. An ES-355. I want a new amp. A Marshall 1962. A Marshall Plexi. A Mesa Boogie California Tweed. A tweed 4×10 Fender Bassman. A tweed Fender Deluxe.

I want a new MacBook Pro. I want a new iPhone, but not a 15. I’m willing to wait for the 16.

Forgive the conspicuous consumerism. I am just in a retail therapy kinda mood for some reason. Not honestly though. I’m saving my pennies for not one but two future trips to Disney World. Well… that and getting film developed. There won’t be any money left over after those two things.

Still…

I want. I want. I want.

Topics?

Daily writing prompt
What topics do you like to discuss?
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Translating today’s prompt from Jetpack to Robert-speak it is asking me to write about what I like to write about in my personal blog/journal/brain dropping target. I thought I had an About Me page around here somewhere that served that purpose for me. Whatever, I feel a bullet list coming on…

What topics do I like to discuss?

  • My wife, Jen
  • My step kids, Bellana and Harry
  • All things family
  • Music
    • Playing music
    • Writing music
    • All things related to playing in a band
    • Listening to music
    • Arguing about music (I am a grade A music snob and I am always right)
    • Recording music
    • All things related to musical instruments and gear
    • Leaving the house to go and listen to live music (which doesn’t happen often anymore because I am old and go to bed early)
  • Sports
    • Hockey, both NHL and minor leagues and sometimes even NCAA
    • Baseball, both major and minor leagues
  • Travel
  • Stressing about money and how we don’t have enough for what we want to do with our lives but still try to find a way if we can
  • Weight loss surgery recovery and all the gross stomach issues that go along with it that are 100% worth the struggle
  • Working as a programmer for a software company that develops systems for hospitals
  • Photography
    • Digital photography
    • Film photography
    • Cell phone photography
  • Bad haiku that are likely viscously insulting to the actual artists who write real haiku
  • Technology
  • Being a total Apple fanboy
  • Social media and how it is both an obsession and infuriatingly awful
  • Politics
    • How the maga cult is the new nazi party and how that fascist pile of orange goo is literally evil
  • Cats

Yeah, that seems like a good, short list of topics I like to talk about on this cute little bloggie page. Hopefully you, dear readers, are into reading weird, middle aged people from New England who like to write insipid crap about some of these topics, and hopefully I don’t make you wait too long before hitting something you are particularly interested in.

I Am a Dirty Criminal

Daily writing prompt
Have you ever unintentionally broken the law?
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I confess. I am a dirty, rotten, law breaking, criminal. You heard it here first.

I love to drive, and sometimes I love to drive fast. Not too fast, but fast enough. Sometimes I choose to view the posted speed limit as more of a suggestion than an actual law. Do you know what I mean? See? I told you I was a law breaker.

Unfortunately for my confession, today’s daily writing prompt makes a point of using the word “unintentionally” which means my example does not apply. I need to come up with something else. Unfortunately for my criminal record I have an answer.

There I was, at the grocery store. One of the 10,000 or so Market Basket locations within a five mile radius of my home. I was in the check out aisle. I put my cart onto the belt like a good customer, waited as everything was rung up and bagged, paid my bill, and left the store.

When I got to my car I noticed something. There was a 12-pack of seltzer under the cart. I had forgotten about it and failed to send it through the register. I was in a hurry at that point and just put the box into the car and drove home. Thus making me a dirty, rotten, shoplifter. Once again, a criminal. Just despicable. 

May you all forgive my unintentional law breaking. I am sorry, gentle readers.

Hey AI thing, generate an image of a sith lord driving too fast.

I had initially asked the AI formerly known as Google Bard to generate an image of a sith lord shoplifting. Here was the response:

While I am able to generate images, I cannot create content that depicts potentially risky or harmful behaviors, such as shoplifting. I understand that you may be interested in exploring this concept, but I am not able to fulfill your request.

Instead, I can offer to generate an image of a Sith Lord engaged in a different activity, or perhaps focusing on the character themself rather than their actions. Would you be interested in exploring either of those options?

https://gemini.google.com