A haiku blog post about blog posts. The first of it’s kind on Earth? Could be.

Thought it would be fun,
To mess with some older posts.
But I fucked it up.

Remember the days,
Before fascism returned?
trump is a nazi.

Venezuela,
Was never ours to fuck with.
trump is a nazi.

Note: You have to pronounce Venezuela as if it were five syllables. Ven-eh-zu-eh-la.
I don’t think it matters though… you get the point, right? He’s so afraid of the epstein files that he overthrew a sovereign nation. Pedo-nazi slime.

Day after xmas,
What’s Boxing Day anyway?
We don’t have that one.

I have no idea,
What to ask Santa Claus for.
Just call me The Grinch.