The Great Bonanza of Baseball

Today is the great bonanza of baseball day.

A softball game for my step daughter followed immediately by a baseball game for my step son followed not long afterwards by a trip to Fenway Park to see the Red Sox probably get destroyed by the Cleveland Indians.

Our seats are primo.  I have stressed to the kids that they will never sit in seats this good again.  Our seats rule.  Our seats dominate.  We may have to yell, “DOWN IN FRONT” at the on deck hitter when the Sox are at bat.

It’s a full day of baseball/softball goodness.

Go Red Sox!  (damn it… ya pukes.  Is two wins in a row at home too much to ask?  Probably)

The Red Sox Suck Mightily

Last night Josh Beckett had given up seven runs to the Indians when he was pulled during the third inning.  I know that there have been seasons in my lifetime when the Red Sox have been atrocious.  Many of them, in fact.  I cannot, however, actually recall them ever being this awful.  This terrible.  This horrible. 

Am I wrong?  Has the pain and suffering of the 86 year drought been completely erased by the 2004 and 2007 world series victories?  Since 2003 there have only been a couple of years when they haven’t at least been in the chase for the post season.  I mean, even last year it took the biggest collapse in major league regular season history to keep us out of the playoffs.  I have been so spoiled recently that I have learned to equate finishing third in the AL East as unforgivably bad.  Right now we’re in last in the AL East.  A Distant last.  Seven and a half games out in the second week of May.  Sox fans are hurling themselves off the Tobin bridge at a record pace, dozens each day!

Of course, there is a small upside.  Ticket resellers are dropping their prices to record lows.  I can get tickets to tonight and tomorrow’s games for $25.  Granted, those seats are two small for my ass and the aisles are too narrow for my legs, but still.  As game time approached yesterday, one of the ticket resellers had dropped their prices as low as $4.00 for some seats.

Still… I’d rather the team not suck.

Interesting Find on Twitter

I just saw this on twitter, as posted by Simon Pegg of Shaun of the Dead, Hot Fuzz, Paul, and Star Trek fame…

It’s easy to pretentiously refer to 3 films as a trilogy but World’s End will be the ribbon that ties Shaun and Fuzz together. Cannot wait.

Woah!

Oh Yeah… Sports

The Red Sox have lost two in a row to the Royals.

I repeat:

The Red Sox have lost two in a row to the Royals.

When your team loses two out of three to the laughing stock of the American League… does that not make you the laughing stock of the American League?

Methinks Yes.

As for hockey, we have to wait until Saturday to find out the winner of the only series still undecided.  Why?  Because the NHL apparently has taken playoff scheduling tips from the NBA.  What is this two days off between games crap?  It’s been happening all over the place this year.  Do we really need an extra travel day to move between Washington, DC and New York, NY?  Methinks no.  Play the damn game on Friday.  The hell with NBC, okay?

My dear readers will have to wait until Sunday at the earliest to hear my official conference finals predictions, but I’ll give you a hint right now.  A Los Angeles vs New Jersey match up in the finals would pit two former Lowell AHL teams’ parent clubs against each other.  Interesting, eh?

Birthday Post Mortem

So I’m 41.  Or 30-11 if you prefer.  Or just 29… again.  Or maybe 21… again.

Whatever.

The kids were with their Dad last night so there was no big deal.  Jen and I went to dinner at our favorite Indian restaurant in Salem.  I’m hoping that Jen’s work schedule this weekend works itself out so that the four of us can all go and see The Avengers together on Saturday.  That will be my birthday party.  Junk food and superhero violence (No popcorn though.  My step-daughter can’t eat it due to her braces, and I am boycotting it in sympathy).  Sunday is Mother’s Day so we have to have all of my stuff out of the way so that we can shower love and affection and thanks and praise on Jen the super mom. 

Like I said, the kids were not with us last night so I cannot say that it was a perfect night.  It was, however, as close as you can get without going over.  I spent my birthday with the love of my life.  Really, could a birthday ever be better than that?

I love you, Jenny.