
Mmm, Toast


The toaster oven is new.

I’m going to toast my lunch today.
Look at that arrogant little prick. He’s just waiting for me to leave so he can start messing with my trash. Prick.

Jen and I put them up. Jen hung everything on them.






Last weekend when we set the clocks to daylight savings time I missed a clock. Tonight I took it off the wall and I scared the living shit out of the cat.

She hid behind the coffee table thing and was practically shivering in fear.
Shortly after that she let me take this so I guess we are good.

Patches wants to wish you all a Happy St Patrick’s Day.
The second consecutive Covid-19 Pandemic edition of St Patrick’s Day. Don’t be stupid. Stay home.
Look how good Jen made it look!


