




Bertha’s brand new branch is already splitting off another new branch! Go Bertha!
Do my customers hang signs like this when they go LIVE?


I’m here. Starting to feel a little irrationally nervous. What could go wrong? Let’s find out.
When the cellar flood happened two years ago we banned Patches from the cellar. Now that the cellar is being restored to new glory, Patches has been longing to return. Seriously. She’s been scratching at the cellar door and everything.
Just a couple more weeks, kitty. We are almost there.

Robbie cooked chicken in the air fryer today because that’s what you do in the 2020’s.

I get up to go to the bathroom (because I’m old and that’s what old people do at night) and come back to find this:

PILLOW THIEF!!!
This rug used to be in the office. Do we like it here?

Two things. First, storms a comin’. Second, can you believe how dirty the windshield is?
