She’s napping. I’m jealous.
Category: Generic
Perfect Week
It’s been a few weeks since we’ve hit some of these marks. It feels good to be back on track.

Ice Cream Maker
The first attempt at a batch of home made sugar free ice cream is underway!
My wife did this. She is AMAZING!!
So Close
The weekend is so close. Less than 11 minutes until my shift is over.
I have to go to my dad’s to help him with something tomorrow. I also need to go grocery shopping tomorrow. Other than that? My schedule is open and clear.
If only I had booked vacation days on Monday and Tuesday… and Wednesday… and Thursday and Friday. Naw, a normal two day weekend will be enough (insert maniacal laughter here).
Less than nine minutes to go now. So close you can feel it. So very close.
Haiku for You #202
A haiku for you about a question that I ask myself most afternoons.
Exhausted again.
I wonder what it feels like,
Not being tired.
Haiku for You #201
Call this a Working Man’s Haiku-for-You.
Three hours to go,
Before I can head back home.
Let’s beat this work day!
Get Out of It
The last couple of days I’ve had this pain in my eye. I feel like I got punched in my right eye. It hurts and it feels a little swollen and it’s itchy and sometimes it’s watery.
My question is…. Can I use this eye thing to get out of working in the office tomorrow and the day after?
Can I? Huh?
Yeah, I didn’t think so. Oh well.
Haiku for You #200
Oh hello there, haiku milestone? Hey, is the plural of haiku, haikus? Asking for a milestone haiku (see below).
Two Hundred Haiku.
Are we sick of this stuff yet?
Naw, let’s do some more!
Kids Meal
Fact: The cheese pizza from the kids meal at Chili’s is simultaneously revolting and AMAZING.
It is a marvel of modern culinary science.
You (probably) heard it here first.
Also, for the gastric bypass crowd: 23 grams of protein in that little sucker? Nice.
Haiku for You #199
Planning for the next couple of days…………
Musical weekend.
We all need it to happen.
Play your guitar, Rob!
