8:55am on Day Two

I’m not just sure, I’m Covid-19 positive.

With sincere apologies to South Park for paraphrasing one of their most brutally offensive, yet absolutely brilliant jokes.

Dig what I just did:

Also, dig what else I just did (sorry it’s a little blurry):

I think I will call my doctor and the weight loss clinic and just ask for advice on what to do. Maybe I’ll ask for a Paxlovid prescription, I don’t know. I should send a message to my boss too and tell him not to expect me back tomorrow.

Shit. Three and a half years I successfully avoided this Covid-19 ass munch and now here I am with a positive test.

Calling it a positive test makes it sound good, doesn’t it? It makes it sound like it’s a positive thing and not a negative thing. I think we need to tweak the terminology and come up with something new. Call it a blurble test or a non-blurble test. Something like that. We’ll see if I can make that happen. I’ll let you know.