I had my gastric bypass surgery over seven months ago. Today was the first time I forgot to wait 15 minutes after having a drink before having something to eat. I started eating dinner nine minutes after having a drink.
What the hell, moron? Seven months? What’s wrong with you?
Harry is here. We’re going to pile into the car and go look at xmas lights. That’s like my punishment for being a moron*.
*No it isn’t.