The trends on the vote counts in Georgia and Pennsylvania look good but I can’t let myself get excited.
If I let myself get excited the home plate umpire is going to bounce Roger Clemens in the first inning.
If I let myself get excited Aaron fucking Boone is going to homer in extra innings.
If I let myself get excited Bucky fucking Dent is going to put one into the screen over the Monster.
If I let myself get excited the ball is going to go through Bill Buckner’s legs.
I can’t let myself get excited.
Inside the Red Head's Head 