I thought about making a stir crazy thing out of this, but it’s not funny or anything.
I have to do something I don’t want to do today, and that means I have to do something that I really don’t want to do.
The lawn is long and shaggy and needs to be cut. Crud. I don’t wanna. Unfortunately, the last time I cut the grass I emptied out my gas can. So if’n I want to cut the grass today, I have to go to the gas station and fill ‘er up.
Did he just say, if’n?*
One of the cars is kinda low on gas so I guess I’ll kill two quarantine breaking birds with one quarantine breaking stone.
Gloves… mask… gasoline. What could go wrong?
*That sentence is a joke lifted from an episode of the old Greg the Bunny show on Fox. Pretty sure the whole series (one season only) is on youtube. You should watch it all.
ADDENDUM: I managed to shake enough gas out of the can to fill the lawn mower tank one last time. So save the above until next time.