The Stir Crazy Files – Episode 57

I’ve talked a lot about how my back hurts all the time. I’m 49 and overweight, what do you expect?

I’ve talked recently about how there seems to be something wrong with my left thumb. It hurts. It’s not getting better.

I haven’t talked about it in a long time, but my teeth are a mess and every so often I get a little pain, just to remind me that they are there.

Yesterday I bit my tongue. I think. I don’t actually remember doing it. It might be just a scratch or something. Whatever the cause, my tongue has a spot near the tip that just hurts. Every time it touches something, which is pretty much 24/7, it hurts.

In the immortal words of Jimmy from South Park, “I mean, come on!”

Enough already! If The ‘Rona isn’t going to let me leave the house, the least the universe can do is not have me in nagging pain from head to toe while I ride it out. Stupid body. Stupid, stupid body.