The Boston Bruins opened the 2016–17 season last night with a win against the Columbus Blue Jackets.
Everyone who is happy that they kicked off the new year with a win, raise your hand.
(Robert raises his hand)
Everyone who walked out to the middle of the Tobin Bridge when Tuukka Rask let in a goal on the very first shot he saw this season, raise your hand.
(Robert raises his hand)
I am so glad hockey is back (especially after the pathetic way the Red Sox season ended) but I know full well that it’s going to be a long year.