Greatest Park Bench on Earth

It was seriously hot this morning, and when you got into the sun it was oppressive. We stopped for a bottle of water outside of one of the Smithsonian museums, American History, I think.

We needed a place to sit down and refuel ourselves and it had to be shady. We found one magical spot, and in that spot was the single greatest park bench ever produced by human hands. I mean, this thing is the greatest. I want to build a monument to this bench.

The Greatest Park Bench on Earth