Sitting in my parents’ living room.
My mother was watching The Family Feud*.
I needed to get up to go to the kitchen for something, but I waited to see what the last of the top five answers on the board was.
Then I realized I was actually watching The Family Feud and decided it was time to claw my eyes out.
*I misspelled feud three times while writing this post.
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