I am 8.5 business hours away from a week long vacation. I am so close I can smell it, yet it still seems so very, very far away.
Today is going to be one of the longest Fridays in recorded history. Just please keep the escalated issues at bay today and all of next week. They can start up again on June 2nd if they want. Just go easy on me today and go easy on my staff next week. That’s all I ask.
(he asked, knowing there was no way in hell his wish would come true.)