Tag: trump is a liar

Are You Smarter Than a Fifth Grader?

My IQ has been reduced by about 27.3% today. If you read the transcript of the Trump phone call with the Georgia Secretary of State from Saturday then you’re IQ has been reduced too. Take a look if you dare.

Remove all of the lying. Remove all of the bullshit. Remove all of the election tampering. Remove all of the unsubstantiated accusations (redundant, I already said remove the lies). What you’re left with is the undeniable proof (as if we needed more proof) that the president of the United States of America (for 16 more days) speaks the way an elementary school kid speaks. Let me clarify… he speaks the way an elementary school student who doesn’t study and likes to eat the paste speaks.

He’s a friggin’ idiot. Simply. He’s just beyond moron. Here is my favorite quote, “that’s very very, very very sad.” Who the hell talks like this? He’s worse than the guy from the Police Academy movies. It’s just insane how little communication skill this asshole has.

Now put all the lying and tampering and bullshit back into the context and this guy is beyond evil. We have 16 days and we should impeach his ass again. The president of the United States of America is guilty of tampering with an election… again. This time he’s tampering with an election THAT IS OVER. The stupidity is unimaginable. How can humans be this stupid? How can humans be stupid enough to vote for him? Seventy Million of them. It’s just…. wow.

January 20th can’t get here fast enough.

The Pandemic Special

Is it fate? Is it a coincidence?

On the same day the South Park Pandemic Special airs, the nazi in chief tests positive?

I honestly don’t wish illness on anyone, especially someone in their 70’s who is almost as out of shape as I am (no one is actually as out of shape as I am). Still… he did tell us it was going away on it’s own back in February. Maybe if he’d done something to help rather than block efforts at every turn he wouldn’t be in this mess right now. Maybe if he’d taken it seriously rather than imply that injecting bleach was the way to go he wouldn’t be in this mess right now.

Then again… I still think this is a campaign stunt. A shameless, heinous campaign stunt. Prove me wrong, fascist.

Karma Komeback 2020

The president has announced that he has tested positive for COVID-19.

He’s a pathological liar though so it’s probably some (combed over) hair brained campaign stunt. If not, it is the very definition of karmic retribution. I mean… I think it is. I’ve never studied the philosophy behind karma. I’m just going on western pop culture’s “definition” of karma. You know what I mean though, right?

Now we find out what he really thinks of that fish tank cleaner drug crap, or injecting bleach. Those things were good enough for the American people, are they good enough for him?

I’m pretty sure it’s a stunt though. He will be in front of the cameras in two weeks saying it’s not a big deal and we should vote for him because of his superior genes. Something like that.