Want to see the room we stayed in last weekend?

You’re gonna be jealous.

As jealous as we are poor now.

Yes, we had a television embedded into our bathroom mirror. Yes, that’s a thing.

Oh yeah, and unless we forget… there was the awesome view.

And that, friends and neighbors, is the sweetest suite on Earth. Now if you’ll excuse me, I have to go cry over the fact that we are now dirt poor.