Truck Trash

I was heading South on 93 when some asshole in a pick up truck with a bed full of trash reached whatever speed was necessary for the garbage to start flying out onto the road.

I picked up this bag and it stayed stuck to my window all the way to the toll booth where 495 meets the Mass Pike.

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My Timing Sucks

Birdfeederily speaking, my timing sucks. I have mathematically calculated that the chances of seeing the cardinal at the bird feeder increases exponentially to the distance my Nikon is from me. In other words, when the Nikon is nowhere near me, the damn bird lands on the feeder. The jerk.

He landed today while I was reading on my iPad, with my D90 far, far away. This is the best I could get.

The odds of seeing a cardinal on the bird feeder increases the further away my camera is from me.

By the time I had my camera in hand, this is what I saw.

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Note how a big chunk of the bottom of the bird feeder has been eaten away.

I was left with nothing to photograph except for the terribly ugly, horrifyingly terrifying spider that lives in the window. Safe to say that Mr spider will be dead soon. Very dead.

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Macro + Needing a Shave = Lamest Photo Ever

Nerd has a macro lens for his iphone and also needs a shave.  Of course he's going to take a picture.  The nerd.  (I'm the nerd, if you hadn't guessed)

I titled this photo:

Nerd has a macro lens for his iphone and also needs a shave. Of course he’s going to take a picture. The nerd. (I’m the nerd, if you hadn’t guessed)

Lamest photo ever. Second lamest post ever.