Patches is watching her mummy play Tomb Raider on our new Play Station 4.

As Nature Intended

Good vs Evil

Weight Watchers is no match for Whoopie Pies.

I’ll get back on the wagon soon.

Just when you thought it was safe to play games again…

I don’t really know what the above statement means. Oh well. We are going to play a game.

God damn it, Canobie Lake, would you hurry up and melt already? What the hell are you waiting for? April starts next week!

You will not eat your lunch. You will pet me. Pet me NOW!

Patches can’t believe how windy it is outside.

Obviously I wasn’t winning this game. I lose it every minute of every day.