Tag: hellraiser

Event Horizon

We watched Event Horizon tonight. It’s 24 years old but I’ll try to stay spoiler free here.

I have one question. Did Clive Barker get a cut of the gross? I ask because… well… trying to stay spoiler free… Cenobites, right?

I mean… that’s all it was, right? Cenobites in space? Oh wait… they did make a Hellraiser in Space, didn’t they? I think that was the one that made me give up on the Hellraiser franchise. I think.

Sick Burn

Brah, that’s a sick burn, brah. You need some ointment for that sick burn, brah?

Minor cooking injury. As the good Doctor Channard once said, “I recommend…. Amputation.”*

*Hellraiser II. Nowhere near as good as the first movie, but the one liners are among the best in movie history.