Today’s haiku for you is brought to you by the shitty weather here in my neck of the woods.

Crummy rainy day.
Freezing my ass off again.
Missing the summer.

I heard we might be getting a little bit of snow this week. Probably not, but it’s possible. If nothing else, we’ll get a haiku for you out of it.

First snow tomorrow?
How ’bout a kick in the nuts?
It’s the same difference.

Today’s haiku for you is brought to you by internet security. It is not in reference to anything specific though. Just a thought on the state of the universe today.

Cyber attacks are,
such a serious dick move.
Stop being a dick.

I’m in Thanksgiving holiday planning mode today. Can I turn it into a haiku for you?

Holiday planning,
Managing all those schedules*.
What are we doing?

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*Okay, does schedule have two syllables or three? I asked Jen and she didn’t know either. I then asked Google and the answer is apparently both.

‘Schedule’ can be three syllables or two syllables.  The first syllable is stressed:  sche-, sche-.  So it can either be ‘schedule’ (sche-du-le) or simply ‘schedule’ (sche-dule). 

https://rachelsenglish.com/pronounce-schedule/#:~:text=’Schedule’%20can%20be%20three%20syllables,’%20(sche-dule).

In this haiku it is two syllables. If you can’t wrap your brain around that and need it to be three, then replace the second line with, “Manage all those schedules.” That will work for the haiku rules.

A Saturday evening haiku for you…

Date night with my wife.
The Deathly Hallows Part One.
Movies on the couch.

Welcome to the Artificial Intelligence Haiku for You…

A.I. is people.
Skynet is still not a thing.
Everyone calm down.

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I asked Google Bard to write a haiku about how artificial intelligence is nothing to be afraid of. Here’s what it came up with:

Artificial friend,
Not to be feared or dreaded,
Just helping humans.

We’ll see, Google Bard… we’ll see.

Today’s daily (sort of at least) haiku for you is brought to you by some baseball game that was played last night.

The World Series Champs,
The first one for the franchise.
Job well done, Rangers.

Today’s sort of daily haiku for you is brought to you by that hybrid work post I put up earlier today. I’m not complaining, really. It’s just…..

We are productive.
We don’t need a second day.
One day is enough.