Today’s haiku for you is a sequel to the Journal screen shot post from earlier. The cats were hissing at each other this morning. How are they behaving eight hours later?

Things are okay now.
The cats refrain from murder.
Just for the moment?

For 19 years I have worked at a company who gives a xmas gift to all staff members during the week before xmas. The gift is essentially xmas dinner. They offer a choice of turkey, ham, lasagna, or dessert pies. There are kosher and veggie versions available too. It’s a nice touch. Today is this year’s gift distribution day. It is also the basis for today’s haiku for you.

Holiday Gift Day.
No turkey for me this year.
I went with the ham.

December… the holidays… winter… screw it all.

Not just xmas time,
Seasonal depression time.
Kiss my ass, winter.

My stomach is not,
Cooperating today.
It’s been a weird one.

It’s Friday, brah. Time to write a haiku, brah.*

Seven hours left,
Until the weekend arrives.
I’m ready right now

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*Should I always write a Rick and Morty Bronopsis style intro for my haiku-for-yous?

My stretch of consecutive days in the office is going to end when I punch out for the day, about 70 minutes from now. Then it’s back to working at home tomorrow. Sigh of relief.

Three straight office days.
Only an hour to go,
And then it’s over.

Today’s haiku for you is brought to you by my drive home from the office so I can work from home for the afternoon.

Made it home okay.
Took a lot longer than planned.
Work crews all over.

I did not forget to write a haiku for you yesterday. Today’s haiku will explain.

Struggling to find,
A topic to write about,
Two days in a row.

There is nothing worse,
Than commercials on youtube.
Bite my ass, Google.