After calling in sick with huge stomach pain issues on Friday, how are we doing on this Monday?

Back at work today,
Stomach still acting funny.
Knock it off, you jerk.

No pain like last week, but still not 100% right. Lots of churning and bubbling. I feel like if I try to fart I might launch into low-Earth orbit. It’s one of those days.

Too much information?

Today’s haiku brought to you by the quest for more and more guitar (or camera) gear.

Gear acquisition:
The syndrome that drives me nuts.
Is there no relief?

Today’s haiku is brought to you by both my wife and me feeling sick yesterday and how it’s affecting us today.

We both feel better,
But neither of us feels good.
Canceled our weekend

Yeah, we both feel better but neither of us feels particularly good. We’re getting there, but we canceled all of our weekend plans. We were supposed to meet with Harry for lunch today, but he’s a little under the weather too. We’re just missing out on everything. I suppose it’s worth it as long as we continue to improve. Hopefully we’ll be back to 100% by Monday.

I just did something at work that makes me feel like a moron. Allow me to write a haiku celebrating my dumb-assitude.

I just sent a chat,
To a guy who’s out on leave.
Nice going, Robert

Brought to you by the floods caused by a huge rain storm and super warm temperature three days after a huge snow storm…

Climate change is real.
Regardless of what you think.
Science knows its shit.

Today’s haiku is brought to you by the fact that what we call A.I. these days is just a search engine on top of a language model and is neither artificial nor intelligent.

New York Times Lawsuit…
A.I. ignores copywrites…
No one is surprised.

I can’t lift my arms.
My shoulders are killing me.
Snow is my nightmare.

Today’s haiku is brought to you by the Lifetime television network.

Married at First Sight.
Where do they find these people?
I mean like… wow, right?

Today’s haiku for you is brought to you by my own little sliver of mental healthcare.

If I cannot play,
My guitar any time soon,
I might lose my shit.