Jeff Beck

The New York Times did a nice article on Jeff Beck last week. Check it out right here.

It’s more of a story than an interview as there is very little comment from Beck himself. Most of the quotes come from people who know him and who worship the ground his guitar playing walks on.

Count me among them.

When I was a kid I was playing saxophone in school but what I really wanted to do was play guitar. There were about 5-10 guitar players who caused that need in me. The big three were the usual big three, Eric Clapton, Jeff Beck, and Jimmy Page. (with significant contributions from Steve Howe, Steve Hackett, Alex Lifeson, and a few others.)

My interest in Jimmy Page has pretty much disappeared. My interest in Clapton has never lessened, but most of his work from the 70’s and 80’s did nothing for me.

Jeff Beck has always been hit or miss. Not as a guitar player, but as a recording artist. He has never really put together two great albums in a row, but in most cases (specifically all but one track on the album Flash… urgh) even the duds had redeeming qualities.

Do you like heavy rock? Listen to Truth.
Do you like motown style R&B? Listen to Rough and Ready
Do you like fusion? Listen to Blow by Blow and Wired
Do you like electronic music? Listen to Who Else

He is #1 on the list of guitar players I want to see before I (or he) die(s). Hopefully when the new record comes out and he tours the US in the Spring I will get a chance to see him.

Snow Recap

I’d just like to take a moment to publicly thank the prick who decided it would be all right to park on the street in front of our house during a huge snow storm. Thanks to this mental midget the road directly in front of our driveway could not be plowed.

As a result, when I got home from work last night and couldn’t get into my driveway I not only had to shovel the driveway itself but I had to shovel the street in front of it too.

Next time I hope a great big plow rips your shit car in half, asshole.

Snow… Again! Or is it: Snow… Again?

Remember a week or so ago when I posted a bunch of things about the killer snow storm we were getting that turned out to be less than a dusting?

It may be happening again. The weather powers that be were predicting a snow storm for us last night. We saw reports of 4-6 inches for our region from most sources, but from at least one we saw 7-11 inches predicted as well. It was supposed to start late last night and bomb us all day today.

Jen asked me to get up a little earlier so I could shovel the 7 inches of snow off the driveway so we could get to work. I did. I was up at about 5:50 or so (early, but not RPM Challenge early… again) and I looked out the window to see…

Nuttin.

Not a single flake.

The car parked in the street in front of our house did have a ticket on it which means for the first time in the nearly two years we’ve lived at our current address the city police enforced the winter on-street parking ban. That was nice.

As for snow though? None.

I checked the weather reports and the snow that was supposed to start around midnight was now supposed to start at about 8:00am. While driving to work at a little past 7:00am it did in fact start to snow. By the time I got to work at a little past 8:00 it was in fact sticking. By the time I stopped listening to the second to last chapter in the last Harry Potter novel (almost done!) the snow was still coming, but the sticking had stopped.

Now three hours later the snow is still falling but there are spots on the balcony outside my window that are literally melting.

I am not going to jump the gun and jinx anything, but it sure does look similar to the events of that recent snow storm that wasn’t. I’m not the kind of person who bashes weather forecasters, but if you blow something like this twice in a month you probably deserve to be smacked in the face with a fish or something.

Still, I would rather them be wrong by predicting snow that doesn’t come then the other way around. Here’s hoping they continue to be wrong about this one!

In other, more exciting, news: The Men’s Olympic Ice Hockey Tournament begins today at the Vancouver Olympics!

This is from the schedule I’ve posted a couple of times:

Tuesday, Feb 16
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Switzerland @ United States 3:00 PM ET
Norway @ Canada 7:30 PM ET
Latvia @ Russia 11:59 PM ET

I am hoping I will be able to find a radio station carrying the USA game at 3:00.

If the snow does come and I get sent home early (not likely at this point) I am running into the house and putting on my old USA Hockey Jersey.

USA!
USA!
USA!

My Wife – The Writer

So I’ve been posting random crap here for 15 months or so. I just type up the stuff that drips out of my brain and post it here. I take bad pictures and post them here. I see something interesting/funny/retarded/whatnot and I post it here.

Today my beautiful, charming, sweet, loving, perfect wife started a new blog. She’s using blogger too and posting here.

How much do you want to bet her page is getting at least 5 times more hits than mine by the end of the week?

She’s that amazing.

Wandering Around Methuen on a Day Off

I went wandering around Methuen today in celebration of President’s Day. How the two things are related I don’t know. I just know I wanted to visit a couple of the places I have been wanting to take my camera too over the last couple of months.

The last time I did this I had a point and shoot Kodak camera. Nothing special. This time I brought a smoking Nikon D90. A real camera.

The photos that follow answer the age old question: Does the camera take great pictures or does the photographer?

The answer is clearly the photographer. These pictures are flat and bland and lifeless. If I actually knew how to compose a photo and actually execute the taking of the photograph then these would be really good. But, I am not. I want to find a how-to-not-take-boring-pictures tutorial or something but I don’t have the time to do that. Someday. Until then, you’ll have to settle for these.

I used to know the story behind this. This was supposed to be a supremely ornate entrance gate to a very wealthy man’s huge home, but it was never finished. Now it’s two huge columns off to the side of a funeral home.
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I am starting to think my left leg is a ton shorter than my right. All of my pictures lean.
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There is a cemetery near our house called Walnut Grove Cemetery. It dates back to the 19th century. I can’t recall if it was founded by one of the town’s most famously wealthy individuals, or if he and his family just sank a lot of money into it. I drive by this place whenever I can. There is something about it that draws me to it. It’s much more opulent than the usual cemetery. Many of the plots have markers for families along with smaller markers for individual members of those families. Something about this place just appeals to me somehow.

Inside there is a tall marker that appears to be a memorial to townspeople who fought in the Civil War. It is a tall marker with a soldier on the top and it always catches my eye.
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The family name associated to the cemetery, and many of the notable places in town is Tenney. This marker is right next to a chapel that is called Tenney Chapel.
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Speaking of Tenney Chapel…
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The bell on top of the chapel.
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The chapel gate.
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Another cemetery gate.
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See what I mean about flat and lifeless? See also what I mean about a family marker surrounded by markers for individual family members?
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I like the steps leading up to the plot as well.
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A few times I managed to take a picture of the car as well as whatever I was taking pictures of. Like I said, bad photographer.
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Nice roof.
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The Tenney family tomb.
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The Spicket River runs alongside the Methuen Music Hall and there’s another waterfall! I had no idea.
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At one point in the past some one who owned a ton of land in town took to building stone walls and various castle-like elements. I knew that story once too but can’t recall the details. It doesn’t matter other than to note there are structures that look quite a bit like battlements near this waterfall.
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The bridge is route 28.
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Some of the structures are in better shape than others.
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Here is the music hall.
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Over on the other side of the rotary on route 110 there is a restaurant called Jacksons. Right behind the restaurant is the Merrimack River. You can get right to the river bank from the parking lot. I drove past the other day while looking for a florist shop that isn’t there and saw some really cool ice flows on the river. Of course they were gone today, but I did get to see some seagulls (aka rats with wings).
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The bridge is route 93.
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I followed that gull as it flew past me and managed to look, though the camera lens, directly into the sun. I was still seeing spots half an hour later.
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And now that my little photographic President’s day excursion is over I will celebrate the history of the USA’s highest office in a more fitting way. Folding Laundry!

God Bless America!

Cartoons

Sitting at home watching kids shows on demand. We’ve discovered a few things about the current state of television.

Specifically, iCarly is still on the shit list. Just a bad show. Bad examples tied to bad jokes.

Next, Phineas and Ferb is AWESOME! Great show. Funny stories, funny jokes, funny characters. I’m not prepared to declare that it is better than The Mighty B yet, but it definitely ranks up as high as Fairly Odd Parents.

What time do the Olympics come on? I need me some curling or luge or biathlon.

USA!
USA!
USA!

ROBBED!

The Olympic rumors screwed us! Where the hell was Rush last night! Robbed! Gypped! Screwed Over!

Still, it was a pretty good show as far as opening ceremonies are concerned. The whales were the best part. Now all I can say is bring on the hockey tournament!

Today we are going to a birthday party. A zeroth birthday party. Larry and Nawal had a baby about a month ago and they are having this birthday party instead of a baby shower. I think it’s a great idea. Any excuse to hang with a new born is good for me, but I especially like this idea.

Oh, and did I mention I walked into my mother’s house last night and my niece looked up at me and said, “Rob!”? Yeah, she did. Not long after that she walked over to me and gave me an unsolicited hug. Not long after that she called Jen by name. Happiest Aunt and Uncle in the world? Could be!

After blowing off RPM for a full week I got up early today and cranked out the shells of two new songs. One of them is a stupid little two chord jobber that popped into my head complete just after I woke up. That is what I call a good sign.

Our van has been operating without an inspection sticker for 13 days. It has also been sans registration sticker. The registration was due to me putting the sticker on when the last one expired only to have it fall off. It didn’t stick. Today however, with the help of a little crazy glue, it is on the plate where it should be. I don’t have an excuse for the inspection, but I took care of that today too.

It’s only noon and I’ve already done 100 things. Is that what being a grown up is about? Not too, too shabby.