I was going to do some vocals while sitting in the car waiting for the kids to get out of karate. I set everything up on the passenger seat, came up with one useable line…
And my phone rang. I spent almost the entire wait discussing something infinitely more important with someone infinitely more important. I’ll have two more one-hour shots tomorrow. We shall see, eh?
There are now two songs complete! Unbelievable! I recorded vocals today for a number of the songs that had vocal parts written but not recorded. This song is actually the second half of a little two song medley. I’m pretty sure I’ve written about this a couple of times recently, but there seems to be a trend over the last few months of people arguing that the Earth is flat. I keep hearing people trying to make that argument and it makes me want to throw up every single time I hear it.
So of course that is going to be a major theme for this year’s RPM Challenge.
The little medley idea is to have the first song be a flat Earth shit head’s argument, followed by a normal non-idiot’s response in the second song. This is the second song. The Flat Earth Rebuttal.
RPM 2016 is officially more successful than RPM 2008. Or 2009. Or 2010 and 2011!.
One song finished. I wrote it last night. Long after I had 14 songs in progress, which means I should have quit while I was ahead. Onward to 20 songs!
Well, my plans for recording vocals more or less went down the shitter. I had Monday off for the holiday, and I took vacation days on Tuesday and Wednesday. The plan was to sing my ass off on the two vacation days, after using the three day weekend to get all the backing tracks done.
I got the backing tracks done, but my beloved wife Jennifer came down with a really awful cold. She called in sick yesterday, so I spent some time writing lyrics and melodies and whispering them into a mic because I’m too big a pussy to sing when there are people in the house.
This morning, my beloved wife Jennifer went to work and I immediately set up the mic and went to work. I decided to save the songs that I worked on yesterday until last, thinking that I should focus on the songs that still need lyrics to be written first. Good move. I finished three songs before Jen texted me that she was coming home. She gave it a shot, but she was too sick to stay in the office and risk passing it on to everyone else. She came home and telecommuted. That means in two vacation days off of work I managed a whopping three vocals. I am screwed.
I have my telecommute day tomorrow, so I can crank out some singing before work and during lunch. Over the weekend there will be a couple of hours where I will be able to be alone and get a little more singing done. Then I have to find time next week, when there isn’t any time to be had. Like I said, I’m screwed.
The good news is, there are a total of 13 songs with lyrics written, including the three that I’ve already recorded. If I can quickly record vocals for the rest of those and write and record one more, then I will be set for both RPM and FAWM.
Further good news, one of the songs with finished vocals is ready to mix. Guess what I’m doing tonight. So I have a goal to write and record 14 songs. The song that I finished tracking today is song number 18. I wrote the whole thing on my iPad last night, including the lyrics and melody, and recorded the whole thing today. I still have this half baked idea of sending in two 10 song CDs to RPM headquarters in Portsmouth. I actually started piecing together song #19 today. It’s just a 12-string and a little bit of a lyric so far, but it’s there. Getting to 20 songs is a given at this point. Finishing 20 songs feels like a pipe dream.
Of course the best news of all is that my brilliant, beautiful, beloved wife Jennifer is feeling much better this afternoon. Hopefully she’ll be right as rain tomorrow. I hate it when she’s sick and I can’t make her all better. Poor sweetie.
Ms Patches, aka Spooky Mulder Cat, is checking out the latest episode of The X-Files with me. Only one more after this. Let’s hope Fox renews it for another season!
The great Mark Twain once said:
Let’s recap, and then look ahead.
Sunday Morning: The temperature reached -11 degrees fahrenheit with a wind chill that brought the apparent temperature down to about -30.
Monday Night: Snow. Not a lot, maybe 2-3 inches, but enough to cover the ground and require plows to clean up the roads.
Tuesday: The forecast calls for temperatures above 50 degrees and rain.
Yes, Mr Twain, you nailed that sucker.
I’m pretty sure mother nature is on crack.
I had the rhythm guitars for 14 of the 16 song before the wah-wah made its first appearance. You can’t keep a good Cry Baby Wah silent for long though.
Holy crap, guys! Did you see The Walking Dead last night? I mean, did you see that!! I can’t even! Holy Crap!
#Dad?
The 12-string guitar… it lives!
Three of the 14 songs had space reserved for acoustic guitar. One of those three was designed to have all of it’s rhythm guitar parts be acoustic (and it’s in drop D too!). Those parts are all finished now.
After I recorded the last piece I sort of felt like I was in the groove, ya know? So I kicked off two new songs. One is just a 12-bar blues but it’s in 7/8 time. Take that, establishment! The other is the second song inspired by something I read on the FAWM forum. Someone threw out a challenge to write a song using the “ice cream changes”. That refers to a chord progression that was used and reused extensively in the 1950s and early 60s. Basically, rock and roll pre-Beatles. It is, for the theory nerds in the audience, I – vi – IV – V. I actually used that progression once already, on song #14, but I transposed it to a minor key, making it i – VI – iv – v. (For the non-theory folks, a capital roman numeral refers to a major chord, and a lower case refers to a minor chord.) As I referenced with The Who song I posted yesterday, I am embracing the fact that all of my songs sound the same, and just not worrying about it this year. Given that, I used the ice cream changes again, only this time I kept it in a major key.
So if you do the math, I’m up to 16 songs now. No lyrics yet, and some of them don’t even have a song form yet. Still… 16 songs! WOOHOO
Go RPM Challenge!
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