You’ve heard of “Where’s Waldo?”

Well this is Where’s Kitty.

The sad thing about this traffic jam is that I don’t even go through the light that caused it. What a rip off.

I am a big fat guy. You probably figured that out.

There are about 10,000 wonderful things to eat in this house right now, but all of them are reserved for either Christmas Eve or Christmas Day and I AM STARVING!

This must be some new form of torture.

There is a theme… Bathroom reading.

Get it?

If I were smart I would have posted the original next to the edit so that you could see how different they are. (Note I didn’t say better. Let’s clear that up right away.)

So… I did a little messing with the image I use at the top of the page. Silliness

I checked out photoshop.com yesterday and played with a few pictures. Because today is Christmas Eve Eve, and my company Christmas party is about to start, I am going to post the ones I’ve edited. If I knew what I was doing I might be able to make these look good.

Instead…

Sands Bridge in Methuen…

Deer behind the house…

Mary Timony at the Middle East…

The Statue of Liberty from the Staten Island Ferry…

The Chrysler Building from the Empire State Building…

The Empire State Building from Greely Square…

Wasn’t that fun??

Please Stop Snowing

How many assholes does it take to block off an entire gas station?

One.

Coca~cola tastes better from a plastic bottle than a plastic cup.

Likewise it tastes better from a glass bottle than a glass…

Why?

We went on a supply run for Friday’s party.

When I say supply I mean “SUPPLY!!!!!”

…and Jenny got tired of the picture taking.

ADDENDUM: Way to get your finger into the shot, dumb ass.