Did you know that there is a Merrimack Valley Christian Film Festival?

Think they will show Zombieland or Evil Dead II?

There is a softball practice today.

The ground is still covered with snow.

The never ending winter has extended into April. This sucks.

Oh it’s here! It’s here!

The Red Sox 2011 season is underway!

Of course they are down by one in the eighth inning. Lester gave up three home runs, but Gonzalez has three RBI.

They are back, and unlike last season 90% of the starting line up is not on the disabled list.

Thank goodness!

I try not to get risqué on this page. Members of my family read this. I don’t want to put anything that will make them think that I am anything other than the sweetest, nicest, most polite guy there is. (Everyone is fooled, I can feel it)

However, I have to cross that line a little bit today. Jen sent me a link to something very disturbing. A story about the World Penis Size Map.

I fear I may be personally responsible for this one. I apologize to my country for not keeping up my end.

Sorry about that.

The joke is squarely on us.

Again, screw you mother nature.

March in New England:

In like a lion…
Out like a bigger lion.

It’s snowing in Framingham, MA right now.

Urgh.

Everyone celebrate! Today is Major League Baseball’s Opening Day!

(insert marching band playing festive celebrationie music here!)

The Red Sox don’t open until tomorrow, but we can celebrate the start of the season today.

Go Red Sox! WOOHOO!

What do you think, oh wise internets, is this bird that we saw for the first time this weekend a woodpecker?

A quick perusal of google images tells me… nope. So what is it? It sure looked like a woodpecker as it was pecking it’s beak into that tree.

And now for a special installment of the crappy Rob Blog:

Allow me to present to you,
Reason Number 126346 Why You Should Live in Massachusetts Instead of New Hampshire

We just received a phone call. It was a recording made by a New Hampshire state representative telling us that our representative in New Hampshire (pause for dramatic affect) will tomorrow be voting on a budget yadda yadda yadda…

My phone number has a Massachusetts area code. My phone number has a Methuen, Massachusetts exchange.

WE DO NOT LIVE IN NEW HAMPSHIRE, AND JUDGING BY OUR TELEPHONE NUMBER THAT IS ABSOLUTELY OBVIOUS.

And yet…

A state representative from New Hampshire called us to get our support for a representative vote in New Hampshire.

And people voted for this clown?

Dumb ass.

Simon Pegg and Nick Frost have remade Star Wars.

Sort of.

I swear, if these too guys filmed themselves watching paint dry for two hours, it would be one of the finest films ever made. Citizen Bloody Kane!